Anyway, it was a fairly normal morning in the household. The sad thing is each morning is like Ground Hog's Day, it's the same thing over and over and over, except the variation of what each of the three Minions do. Let me walk you through this morning (and pretty much every morning).
|Ah, my Minions.|
I wait for the bathroom to clear out before I go through my morning ritual, which I have already told you about in the past here. After my morning ritual is done, #1 and #2 usually appear in that order.
#3 climbs into his chair complete with booster seat and starts his chant of mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy. My wife has the uncanny ability to tune this out but yet it makes my eye twitch and I snap saying something I will quickly regret like, "Seeing your mom is ignoring you, what can I do for you?" Oops....
|Vampires don't sparkle!|
I usually check my email and stuff online once I get to the area I am working and the first thing that hits me is the cover of Time magazine with some woman shoving her tit into a 5 year old's mouth. Ahhhh, gotcha, that's how my Friday is going to go huh? I'm sure EVERYONE has seen this cover by now and I rarely get caught up in shock factors, but here it is in case you haven't seen it.
|Should I be grossed out or slightly turned on?|
First thing I saw was the kid, not the boob, the kid. What the fajita? Seriously? The kid is three years, that shit should have stopped long ago. The second thing I noticed (and I already had this blog in the shoot before I read PIWTPITT so I am not copying her) but this is not what I would expect to see when I hear about some sort of tree hugging parenting like this. She is fairly attractive, what I would picture would be a deadlocked, granola eating, Subaru driving, tofu farting hippie from Vermont. I have not read the article, nor will I read the article but it seems to me that, and this is from a Dad point of view, if you raise your kid this way, called attachment parenting, it would seem that he or she would be the subject of some serious ass kickings in school. Does this way of parenting continue until they are 18? I am not going to continue on this rant but what the hell are some people thinking?
I don't know about you but I was looking at boobs slightly differently by the time I turned 13, just saying....