|I despise the alphabet song.|
|I will not eat this ever again.|
Campbell's can kiss my ass!
|Here's you letter S you evil bastards!|
You've changed double S, you used to be a wonderful addition to our family, you used to sooth the little ones when they were upset. You were once welcomed in our house with outstretched arms but now...now you are banished to the VHS tape section of our living room, you are no better than that yellow squared freak Spongebob. (Ohhhhh, I pulled a twofer on this one)
I watched you when I was young, hanging onto every word, every character, every song. I admit I learned much from you as a young pupil but even at a young age I noticed changes in you. You started introducing new characters, gearing your show towards different languages when I haven't even mastered my native language and you didn't relate to the way I grew up. I did not live in the city, I never knew how it felt to frolic around in an open fire hydrant, I never knew the joy of going to the local market and learning different foods from around the world.
I have been waiting for you Sesame Street. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master. I see you have your army lined up, pshhh, they're nothing compared to the power of the Force. Who are you sending in first?
|He's not that bad...|
That's right you deranged Muppets, go back to 123 Sesame Street and take the other freaks with you like Baby Bear, Telly, that flying fairy freak and those nose honking dinks too.
****DISCLAIMER****I am only going off on Sesame Street due the over stress of this A to Z Challenge, thank you.
|I would feel the same way Elmo!|