A baking soda bath, oatmeal schmeared on my legs and I'm buying a goat.
The makings of a bad porn or poison ivy?
The A to Z Challenge kindly reminded me that there is only a week left to their idea of a good time. I think whoever decided to create this challenge is either A. psychotic and unstable; B. Someone who writes for a living and can dedicate their lives to this or C. All of the above.
Today is the letter T and I have a couple of items to discuss. As many of you know I have poison ivy (no not on my testicles, that's later) so I have been trying different treatments. I started with a product called Ivarest and it does rather well, the only problem is that it looks like I have that disease Michael Jackson had (not pedophilia) except that it is a combo of pink and brighter pink. I look like the Pink Panther spit all over me with this stuff on.
I also bought a bottle of CVS brand "Instant Poison Ivy Relief". Instant my ass! You spray this foul smelling liquid on your affected areas and you have to let it dry for about five minutes. Once it dries, it feels like you have a thin plastic film on your body, then and only then does it feel better...for a minute. Once you pull your pant legs down it rubs off and you start itching again.
|Don't forget the loin cloths.|
I have tried the bathtub filled with water and baking soda, not only does it help (a little) but come to find out it's good for relaxing after a long day because the baking soda pulls out the oils and detoxifies you. I made some oatmeal and spread it on my affected areas, now I am soothed and ready for breakfast. I am going to try a few others if it doesn't start going away.
|About the right size....|
|All I ask is WHY?????|
|WTF? Now your iPhone can have a scrotum?|