Theme Thursday...uh, theme fits perfectly into my 25 Day long project, What I
I was headed to work yesterday and I saw a big light up sign with a big neon arrow pointing down a road. On the sign it said Living Nativity Open! Fri, Sat and Sun 6-9 PM. Unfortunately I was late-ish for work and couldn't take time to CrackBerry a picture, but that got me thinking about Living Nativities.
|This is the one I was talking about, Jesus has a website I guess!|
Every Christmas while decorating the house, we had to take special care of my Mom's Manger set or Nativity if you will. It was a traditional Manager set with Mary, Joseph, the three Wise Men, a shepherd with a sheep wrapped around it's neck (not kidding), a cow, a donkey, a camel and of course the sweet naked baby Jesus. The figures were placed into a lean-to shelter made of bamboo and real hay. On top it had a star with one of those giant colored light bulbs from the 70's where if you touched it you would get second degree burns. Huh, thinking back I'm surprised our house never caught on fire from the Death-tivity set. Of course I would add my own figures in there to protect the sweet naked baby Jesus and every morning my Mom would remove a few G.I. Joe, Star Wars or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures. Short story long, I know what a Nativity is.
|Holy sheep! This was part of the set Mom had!|
|Check it's ass, is it real?|
|Thanks Uncle Achmed!|
|Jesus's 1st words, what is this shit?|
I'm not even going to bother talking about the angel that appears....
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