|And this was their bathroom!|
|Here is our tree.|
We don't string popcorn and cranberries for the tree. I don't grasp that concept, pop up a whole metric Santa's ass full of popcorn, thread a needle and sew the popcorn and berries together? It sounds like a whole lot of work for something that will attract rodents and will rot off the string. What kind of popcorn do you use anyway? Do you hot air pop it or do you buy a bunch of microwave popcorn? Kettle corn or Movie Theater butter? I would think the Movie Theater butter would be best because it has it's own lubrication.
I was called out on Twitter the other night because someone thought I had a Star Wars Christmas tree...
Well, I maybe "gay for Star Wars" but I don't have a Star Wars Christmas tree....just a bunch of ornaments on it!
|Jabba says Merry Christmas. Yes, I'm sure he does.|
|Put Santa Claus in the cargo hold.|
|A Merry Christmas I wish you.|
|The unsung hero of ALL the Star Wars movies.|
|Happy Life Day or Rwwarraggh!|
|Real or real not, there is no fake.|
|Makes the Santa run in less than 12 parsecs|
|Gonads is a pig fucker.|