If you are a guy reading this, or even if you are a girl reading this, don't deny it. Everyone has done it at some point. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. You've checked out someone who you shouldn't have checked out. Not because you feel like you can't look at other people for fear of offending your significant other but for another reason...and I'm not talking about the "Wow, check out that chick walking the little yippy dog down the street, that is an amazing aaaaaaaaaa...shit it's a dude."
You're driving down the street and you see this....
And then you look back in the rear view mirror and see this....
Oops, sorry got off track a bit didn't I? You've checked out someone you shouldn't have...why? Because she was WAY too young. Any guy 21 and older has done it, you are driving down the road and you see off in the distance a group of what appear to be extremely attractive women. You are checking them out and then BAM, you get close enough and realize they are 16 years old. You feel like some sort of weird, creepy ice cream guy, trolling the neighborhoods but it is not your fault. It's...not...your...fault.
Some people blame the clothing, citing that the clothes nowadays are too provocative. The shorts are too short, the shirts are too tight and too low cut and for shit's sake don't wear pants or shorts with words on the ass if you don't want to draw attention to your gluteus maximus. The make up is too slutty, the jewelery too stripper-ish and of course they shouldn't be wearing thongs until they are old enough to drink legally. All of this is true, but who is to blame? The clothing manufacturers? The TV commercials? Nope, blame the parents. They control what their precious little princess wears up until she gets a job because let's face it, unless she is stealing or robbing a bank how else does she get the fundage to buy the clothes she wears or are the parents buying the JUICY shorts for her to wear? Did they name her after a car as well?
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So, you can blame the clothes, blame the parents or blame society what it boils down to is blame the chickens. The Chicken Theory carries over to home now too. More and more people are eating chicken instead of beef or pork...think about it the next time you accidentally check out a girl that is young enough to be your daughter, shake your head, clear the image and blame The Chicken Theory.
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