1. Don't forget your vitamins in the morning you moron.
2. I'm a Dad trapped in a Mommy Blog world.
Yesterday I was awarded the Liebster Award (origin unknown it seems) from Blondie of Blondie McBaffled, thanks again! I did my duty and nominated 5 blogs who have less than 200 followers and notified them. After I was done posting, I did some searching, every blog that I follow is a "mommy blog" to an extent (with the exception of Funny Odd Thing, Life..., that's a friend of mine who lives in London with his partner).
I enjoy all of the blogs I follow, if I didn't I wouldn't be following them...duh and each has a different perspective on being a parent, life in general or some sort of sick humor. I think we all do this as an outlet so that we don't murder anyone.
I did some blog stalking after I read them and 99.9% of them lead to "mommy blogs" and then those lead to more "mommy blogs". Interesting.... Now I did stumble upon some Dad's out there, The Simple Dude is one, very good read, I would recommend it. There are few others that I came across like myself and The Simple Dude, but they are few and far between. In fact (***DISCLAIMER***, there is nothing wrong with this) most of them seem to be Mommy's trapped in a Daddy body. I know everyone has their own hobbies and such but I'm not so sure about guys who crochet or quilt.
At first I was like, "Holy Hell Batman! Are my gay friends rubbing off on me?" (Ohhhhh bad choice of words there Kev...) Then I had another Magic Hat #9 and settled down, no that's not it, I realized that the "Mommy Blogs" I read are twisted and in some cases deranged, stemming off of People I Want To Punch In The Throat. There is nothing wrong with having a similar sense of humor, similar outlooks on life and similar tastes in reading. Notice I used the word "similar" and not "same", there is now way we could have the same things, they are females I am male, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
With that being said, I am happy where I am in the blogosphere, my minions keep growing, my page views keep going up, I must be doing something right. However I will leave you with some of my favorite pictures I have stumble upon, just to keep my manhood in tact.
|If you don't get it, you never will.|
|I repeat, if you don't get it, you never will.|
|Oh, that is the droid I'm looking for.|