Want To See The Trophy In A Bra?

 Hopefully that got your attention...but seriously, yeah you can get a chance to see the Trophy in a bra...walking in New York City...at night...

No she's not a streetwalker...well OK technically she would be walking the streets...in her bra.  What she is doing is raising money and awareness for and about breast cancer and you all know how much I like boobies!

So here's the breakdown, the Trophy and her sister are walking a marathon...26.2 fucking miles in New York fucking City.  It's called the MoonWalk and it officially started in London and this is the first time it's going to be in the United States.  It can't be that bad, let's face it, England gave us Monty Python, Doctor Who and Madonna's fake accent.  She came to me and asked if I put it out there to my faithful (even though I haven't written anything for a while) readers in hopes that you would consider donating to this cause so here is the plea from the Trophy:

Hi Everyone!

26.2 miles. Power Walking through the streets of New York City. Overnight. In my decorated bra. All to raise money to make sure that everyone affected by breast cancer gets the care they need, no matter what.

This is no ordinary marathon. And...this is no ordinary fundraising request!

On Saturday night, July 20th - I'll be embarking on an incredible overnight Walk... and yes - I'll be doing it in my bra!

The MoonWalk NYC is an inspiring event that will be debuting for the first time in America after fifteen successful years in London. Since it began, the MoonWalk has helped to contribute over $123 Million toward vital breast cancer related programs abroad. Together with thousands of other men and women, I will be walking through NYC overnight to spread awareness and help raise critical funds for Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center in their goal to provide access to care for all patients living with breast cancer.

Over the next few months, I'll be hitting the streets for rigorous training to prepare for the 26.2 miles Power Walk. All you have to do to join me in this journey is click the button below and donate.

Together we can make a difference. Together we can help redefine Patient Care. Together we can fight Breast Cancer.

Bra up and donate today.

 

By clicking the link below you will be directed...um directly to the Trophy's donation page.

Walk The Walk

 

All she is trying to do is raise $150.00 and she needs your help!  Are you woman enough to help?

 

 

Theme Thursday: Mmmm Boobies

OK, first before you get all up in my jammy (whatever a jammy is) about this Theme Thursday post being done on Friday...chill the fuck out.



So the theme for this Theme Thursday is breast feeding.  Yup, that's right, breast feeding and right now you are probably thinking "What the hell does a Dad know about breast feeding?"  A lot actually.

No, no, fucking no.

The Trophy breast fed all three of the Minions so I have experienced the trials and tribulations of breast feeding.  I know how sometimes it takes a while to latch on, I've bought those pads for her and yes I know they get sore.  I have empathy for the Moms out there who breast feed, I feel bad that you leak and you can ruin a shirt.  I know that once a baby detaches there is an odd spray of milk and I'm right there with you on the whole breast feeding in public debate.

Yes, I support your right to breast feed in public, do it for shit's sake, it's natural, but there are a few things that should be done while doing it.  ***Disclaimer*** These are things The Trophy did  ***End Disclaimer***

Gasp!  You support the cause to feed me?

First, guys look.  Even gay guys look, it's a normal reaction when you see a boob, I'm sorry we can't help it.  If you get all pissy with us for looking, cover up.  Put a blanket in the diaper bag and cover up before you whip it out.  Plus it is common courtesy and for the human race's sake don't use this...

Seriously?  You want your kid to have a tit head?

Second, don't get all mad if there isn't a designated area for breast feeding.  I hate to break it to you but not every restaurant, department store or other retailer is going to drop thousands of dollars to build a third bathroom.  That's why I fight for your right to booby!  Just find a nice chair, cover up and feed the kid.

Third, pump before leaving home.  When I took the young Minions out I obviously didn't have the facilities to lactate, not that I would want to have milk leaking from my moobs so the Trophy would pump and off we went.  No, I didn't feed the Minion cold breast milk, if you go to ANY restaurant in the food court and ask for a cup of hot water for warming a bottle, they will give it to you.

Speaking of pumping, can they make those devices look more futuristic and torturous?  Next time you are in Target, look at the milking devices on the market.  Jesus milked up Christ, it's like you were abducted by an alien and that is the device the used to remove Earth's secrets from you.  Do you really need a double barrel pump?  It's weird enough to see one nipple getting squashed and sucked into the cone shaped device but why make a mirror image of it?

Look Ma!  No hands!  What the hell is this?

Also, don't expect your boobs to get much attention during the breast feeding season.  I'm sorry ladies, maybe I'm just speaking for myself and I love playing with boobs but when they squirt me, I'm all set.  I'm not into the whole breast milk fetish thing...sorry.  I've watched had friends who have watched it in a video before and yeah, not digging that.

Dude, that's for me, why are you wasting it?

So there you go, Who Woulda Thought?'s tips for breast feeding.