So the theme for this Theme Thursday is breast feeding. Yup, that's right, breast feeding and right now you are probably thinking "What the hell does a Dad know about breast feeding?" A lot actually.
|No, no, fucking no.|
Yes, I support your right to breast feed in public, do it for shit's sake, it's natural, but there are a few things that should be done while doing it. ***Disclaimer*** These are things The Trophy did ***End Disclaimer***
|Gasp! You support the cause to feed me?|
|Seriously? You want your kid to have a tit head?|
Third, pump before leaving home. When I took the young Minions out I obviously didn't have the facilities to lactate, not that I would want to have milk leaking from my moobs so the Trophy would pump and off we went. No, I didn't feed the Minion cold breast milk, if you go to ANY restaurant in the food court and ask for a cup of hot water for warming a bottle, they will give it to you.
Speaking of pumping, can they make those devices look more futuristic and torturous? Next time you are in Target, look at the milking devices on the market. Jesus milked up Christ, it's like you were abducted by an alien and that is the device the used to remove Earth's secrets from you. Do you really need a double barrel pump? It's weird enough to see one nipple getting squashed and sucked into the cone shaped device but why make a mirror image of it?
|Look Ma! No hands! What the hell is this?|
|Dude, that's for me, why are you wasting it?|