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So in turn I will tell you about my dream job or jobs.
I think everyone has a dream job. Some lucky bastards have it currently but most of us schleps still wish for our dream job. Let's face it, 90% of us despise our job and wish we could do something else, something we enjoy doing. I have a three phase dream job actually, let me explain.
|Don't be hating...|
|This could have been mine|
|Mmmmm, french fries....drool.|
At my restaurant, I've Fried and Gone to Heaven or I.F.G.H., the fries would be the main part of the meal and you can get a side of burger or hot dog with it. Your plate would be a heaping pile of hot crispy fries, any style you want (more on that in a second) and you would have two mini burgers or two mini hot dogs for a side. You would be able to choose what style fries you want too! I would offer traditional fast food style fries, shoe string fries, steak fries, sweet potato fries, those smiley face fries, curly fries and even tater tots. They would be deep fried to perfection, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, they would be a angelic hue of golden brown and we would only use a good frying oil. They would not be too greasy and they won't be soggy but the best is yet to come...
|Guaranteed to make you fart!|
So that would be my dream job, to own a successful niche restaurant called I've Fried and Gone to Heaven...yeah but alas, refer to my title and opening line.
Or I could pursue my life long dream of being a stand up comic...a little known fact about me and a different blog post for a different time.
|Open mic anyone?|
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