So here we go, buckle up and enjoy the roller coaster ride that is known as April...
I have a friend and his wife who are looking to adopt. They already have a nine year old son but can't have anymore so they have decided to start the adoption process. I think it's a great idea and I have told them many times that I think so. I mean, they are going to take a child into their home that has had a pretty crappy life and love them like their own. It warms the cockles of your heart (there's that word again...cockles).
Why the fuck can a white trash pieces of feces be allowed to give birth to an innocent baby with no issue, licenses or inspections but two teachers, with Masters Degrees, married ten years and are respected in the community have to go through a process longer than moving to a different county?
The things they have told me they have to do in order to adopt a kid is crazy! First they have to pay to apply to adopt...pay. to. APPLY. to. adopt. Meanwhile Billy Bob and Carly Rae drink a thirty rack of Schlitz and fornicate. They didn't have to pay for anything, even the beer, they stole that from Billy Bob Sr.'s fridge in the garage.
After paying the application fee, they have to wait more than a year. Meanwhile, B.B. and C.R. wait about nine months and their "bundle of joy" comes barreling out of Carly Rae's deflowered slut tunnel. In most cases the poor kid isn't finished cooking and they arrive a tad bit earlier.
After they pass the inspections, they are now instructed to go back to school. They have a Master's Degree in education and they have to go back to school to learn how to raise another kid. This is being done when B.B. and C.R. don't even have a G.E.D.
Even after they have completed the adoption process and have welcomed their new child home, they have to go through a few after adoption inspections. Guess what? No one checks in with Billy Bob and Carly Rae while they leave Lil' Billy Bob in the truck while they go into the bar.
What the hell people?