A to Z Challenge: Adoption

Holy crap on a cracker!  Is it April already?  I could have sworn that April was still a couple of months away...oh well, it's time for the A to Z Challenge and this is Day 1!  In case you're wondering what the A to Z Challenge is let me fill you in.  For the entire month of April bloggers from the world over write a blog post every day with the exception of Sundays...hey even God had a day of rest.  You are supposed to start with the letter A and finish with the letter Z, what a concept huh?

First and foremost I would like to start the A to Z Challenge off with thanking Arlee Bird, he is the founder and birther of the challenge, go and read his blog HERE.  It's also convenient that his name starts with the letter A.  Thank you Arlee for creating this beast from hell, I appreciate it....

So here we go, buckle up and enjoy the roller coaster ride that is known as April...

I have a friend and his wife who are looking to adopt.  They already have a nine year old son but can't have anymore so they have decided to start the adoption process.  I think it's a great idea and I have told them many times that I think so.  I mean, they are going to take a child into their home that has had a pretty crappy life and love them like their own.  It warms the cockles of your heart (there's that word again...cockles).

I understand how children end up in adoption and I understand that for the safety of the child they need to make sure the new family and their house need to be up to standard but I have simple question....

Why the fuck can a white trash pieces of feces be allowed to give birth to an innocent baby with no issue, licenses or inspections but two teachers, with Masters Degrees, married ten years and are respected in the community have to go through a process longer than moving to a different county?

The things they have told me they have to do in order to adopt a kid is crazy!  First they have to pay to apply to adopt...pay. to. APPLY. to. adopt.  Meanwhile Billy Bob and Carly Rae drink a thirty rack of Schlitz and fornicate.  They didn't have to pay for anything, even the beer, they stole that from Billy Bob Sr.'s fridge in the garage.

After paying the application fee, they have to wait more than a year.  Meanwhile, B.B. and C.R. wait about nine months and their "bundle of joy" comes barreling out of Carly Rae's deflowered slut tunnel.  In most cases the poor kid isn't finished cooking and they arrive a tad bit earlier.

Once they are approved to adopt, they have to child proof their house and have it inspected until the adoption services deem it ready for the child.  Now, Billy Bob and Carly Rae pop the kid out, leave the hospital and stop at the packy on the way back to the trailer (not that there is anything wrong with living in a trailer).  They celebrate the home coming of Billy Bob III by downing the same thing that got them into this predicament to begin with.

After they pass the inspections, they are now instructed to go back to school.  They have a Master's Degree in education and they have to go back to school to learn how to raise another kid.  This is being done when B.B. and C.R. don't even have a G.E.D.

Even after they have completed the adoption process and have welcomed their new child home, they have to go through a few after adoption inspections.  Guess what?  No one checks in with Billy Bob and Carly Rae while they leave Lil' Billy Bob in the truck while they go into the bar.

What the hell people?

Ackbar

Well I'll see you tomorrow for letter B and by the way, I'm linking up with Mod Mom over at the I Don't Like Monday's Blog Hop.