|Bring back the Hartford Whalers!|
|Looks so easy to take pictures this way...|
|Here's Daddy Ass|
Lastly there was Captain Dumbass. While we were watching the whales, this person kept asking stupid questions and I know there are no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people and this was a classic case of a stupid person, if I had a Bill Engval sign I would have given it to her. She was standing a few feet away from us but was talking loud enough to be heard . "Do whales eat fish?" "What is that water coming out of the blowhole?" After a few more of these question I lost it when she asked after watching the whale dive back down into the water, "Where did the whale go?" Blink, blink, blink, where the hell do you think the whale went you wombat? It didn't sprout wings and fly into the heavens. Maybe it did, the whale was swimming along fending for itself eating, looked around and said "Fuck this, I'm outta here, the birds have it right."
|It's a flying whale...you dumbass.|
All in all the whale watch was pretty freaking awesome. The guide said it was one of the better sightings they have had in several months. We saw between 20-25 different whales and got some really cool pictures. The only incident that we saw was the person throwing a plastic bag of puke away BEFORE we even left the dock. The Minions had fun and I would have to say I would definitely do it again...once I save up enough money to pay for the family. Holy shit! We had to pay for parking, the tickets and then they expect tips at the end. I just dropped a weekly paycheck to your company and you want more? It's like tipping at Dunkin Donuts, I don't get it, you don't tip McDonald's or Burger King do you?
We got back to port and were starving so we went and ate a whale, or at least a whale's weight in fried seafood, god damn I am a fat ass this week. I think I have gone from fluffy to damn! in the past few days. Oh well it's vacation and my first week long one in many years, so...
I don't care, you want to know why? Because I'm on fucking vacation.
Just because we did get some really cool pictures of the whales, here are a few for your viewing enjoyment.