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Minions #1 and #2 are in school and #3 stays home with the Trophy. We went to the parent teacher conferences a little while back and both teachers told us what smart kids they were, they both apologized for us having to go there to waste our time because they wasn't anything to go over and both teachers told us they are far advanced academically. #1's teacher actually used the word genius. #1 is in third grade but in sixth grade reading and math level and #2 is in kindergarten but is reading Harry Potter chapter books and is in a group that reads to second graders. Minion #3 is far advanced as well for his age at home with the Trophy.
The problem is I don't see it.
#1 is nine going on nineteen, which means he is having growing pains. This is the same kid who the teachers call a genius..again I don't see it. Out of the three he probably has the least amount of idiot in him, however it's still there. During dinner, we will look him straight in the eye and tell him after he is done eating to clean up the Legos he had out. Once he is done eating he will get up, clear his place, put the dishes in the sink, throw his trash away and then get in the shower. Legos and shower rhyme right? When we ask him why he didn't pick up the Legos, he tells us he thought we said shower. He's an idiot or maybe it's the earwax taking over.
This goes back to the whole Bill Cosby routine...my kids have brain damage, they're loaded with it.