Why pretend to be a perfect family one month out of the year? We all know that your family is a bunch of misfits the other eleven months of the year so who are you fooling? Just because you had a picture taken in front of a roaring fire and all of you are wearing the same colored sweater doesn't mask the "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!" stench that exudes off of you. I call bullshit on the aspect of Christmas as well.
|They're still around?????|
|Dixie ain't proud today...|
|At the reception is fine too...|