However if you would like to read Days 1-14, I can direct your attention to the right side of my blog and you can click the 25 Days Present to open your Blog-vent Calendar gift.Take some time to go and check them out, that way you can catch up on the discolored lumps of chocolate like everyone else.
First off I would like to wish you and yours a Merry Christmas. What? You are offended by me wishing you a Merry Christmas? Why? Because you don't celebrate Christmas? So, what do YOU celebrate? You can wish me a Happy/Merry/Joyus Whatever You Celebrate and I won't be offended at all. That's how it works, it's simple and there is no reason to get your yule log in a bunch over it.
If you are Jewish and celebrate Chanukah, wish me a Happy Chanukah, I'm not going to be upset over it. Send me Chanukah card and invite me over to celebrate the Festival of Lights, it won't offend me. Hell, I'll even spin a Dreidel or two with you.
If you are Wiccan or Pagen or whatever and celebrate Winter Solstice, wish me a Joyus Solstice, again, I'm not going to freak out about it. I'll gladly listen to tales around a campfire and enjoy the celebration of Winter with you and your friends.
If you celebrate Kwanzaa, wish me glad tidings of Kwanzaa! Display you Kwanzaa decorations proudly and enjoy your holiday! Actually I would like meet someone who actually does celebrate Kwanzaa just so they can tell me what they do on that day.
What I'm getting at here is there is enough room in the world for everyone to celebrate their holidays and not throw a holiday tantrum over trivial things like this. Don't take Christmas out of schools, include the other holidays. Instead of removing something from the classroom, make it so the kids learn about other cultures and how they celebrate. Put a Menorah next to the Christmas tree and Kwanzaa wreath. Whatever happened to accepting all people? That notion has been shelved to try to make everyone happy.
Guess what? You can't make everyone happy. Period. Learn that and move on.
On the flip side, it's OK to wish people a Happy Holiday too. Don't let your eggnog boil over if someone says Happy Holiday. They probably are too scared to wish you something else for fear of you retaliating and accosting them for wishing you whatever they celebrate. Someone will wish another a Happy Holiday and that person snaps back and says "Merry CHRISTMAS! I celebrate Christmas!" Wow, that's cheery huh? Unfortunately that's the world we live in today. We can't send snacks into school with our kids because some other kid might be allergic to them and we can't wish people Happy Whatever We Celebrate to people because it might offend them.
Sad.
Fuck it, Festivus for the Rest of Us!
After the hot dog incident, I finally trapped him. This was taken right before I hit puree.
Keep the Han in Hannukah. LOL The Kwanza one cracked me up too. Elf smoothie...hmm...low calorie...
ReplyDeleteI say 'Happy Easter' to people to remind them to plan ahead.
ReplyDeleteThat is brilliant! I think I might have to start doing that.
DeleteEnjoyed reading your posting! I agree the world is big enough for everyone to celebrate their holiday! Uh oh your elf has found himself in a predicament! :) Merry Christmas to you and your family.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that will be heard in this house come Christmas day, is "who ate all the mince pies?"
ReplyDeleteI almost feel sorry for Gonads...almost.
There's a reason everyone celebrates something this time of year...to sshed light in the darkness. People can wish me a merry or happy anything I appreciate the kind thought.
ReplyDeleteMerry Solstice!
ReplyDeleteI love the Elf a la Gremlin mode. <3