To Redneck And Beyond

What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo and how did it get it's own TV show?

Now, I know redneck, hell I've even been called a redneck but this family is not redneck, this family is beyond redneck...waaaaaay beyond redneck.  I think it's even beyond the white trash part of the spectrum, it has it's own chart.

I had never heard of Honey Boo Boo until someone posted this picture on Facebook and asked what I thought of it...

At first I thought it was Mimi from the Drew Carey Show and the thing in front of her was Photoshopped in, like some sort of fucked up, waterlogged Cabbage Patch Kid.  As I dug a little deeper, I discovered that this was Honey Boo Boo Child and Mama...and they are not alone.  I did a quick search for this band of what the fucks and the first thing that popped up was this...

...where do I even begin?

Holy crap on a cracker!  The only one who is semi-normal is the dude, Sugar Bear.  Run dude, run! Come to find out that he shacked up with Shamu here and the byproduct was the Honey Boo Boo thing.  I'm not sure what shocks me more, the fact that Sugar Bear found the hole or that the three other girls are from different fatherS...yes plural, as in more than one father, as in like one per kid.  Cough, cough, fat slut, cough, cough.

It seems the watermelon doesn't roll far from the patch either, Chickadee is 17 and pregnant, gee go figure.  Wait, Chickadee?  They all have stupid dumb fucked up nicknames.  As you saw by the video, there's Chub, Chickadee, Pumpkin, Sugar Bear, Mama and of course Honey Boo Boo.  Come to think about it, after watching that video, maybe she boinked her brothers...that would explain the inbred factor.

This is a pretty short post mainly because I have not and WILL NOT watch this train wreck of  a show, however if I ever see Honey Boo Boo, I will drop kick that freak of nature through the picture window.