Although, there already be pirates in Star Wars, Capn' Solo was thought to be a pirate.
The skalliewags shoulda made lil' R2 be a pirate....
Albeit, bein' a pirate does sound might fun. Ye get to be in pirate songs....
In th' movie, ye get ta havn' a big ship...
An', ye be gettin' the wenches...
|Me thinks these two ate th' wenches...|
They ev'n bein' makin' cartoons an' toys about ye...
What ratin' did the new pirate movie have? Rated Arrrrrrrrrr.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, sits down and orders a dirty rum. The barkeep asks why is he wearing the paper towel.... "Arrr, I've got a bounty on me head."
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.
What does a dyslexic pirate say? Rrrrrrra!
How much dos it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast? IHOP
And last but not least...
A pirate enters a bar and walks up to the bar. He has an eye patch, hook for a hand, a peg leg and a giant ship steering wheel for a belt buckle. The bartender pours him a shot of whiskey and asks,
"What happened to your eye?
"Arrr, it be terrible, I was in a sword fight and the skalliewag stabbed me eye out."
The bartender pours another shot and asks, "What about your hand?"
"Arrr, same battle. One o' his crew snuck up behind me and sliced it off."
One more shot gets poured, "What happened to your leg?"
"Arrr, I be out ta sea an' there be a cannonball fight, a ball took me leg clean off."
The bartender pours one more shot on the house and finally asks, "What the hell is up with the ship steering wheel for a belt buckle?"
"Arrrr, it be drivin' me nuts."