|This is Karl Plinkington...he's the Idiot Abroad and also reminds me of Nala.|
An Idiot Abroad is a show created by Ricky Gervais, who is a genius by the way, where he and his counterpart Stephen Merchant pick different destinations all over the world where normal everyday people would probably never get a chance to visit and send their lackey Karl Plinkington to these destinations. Sounds like a nice lovely vacation right? Well there's a catch, once Karl gets sent to these destinations, there is an itinerary set up for him by Ricky. Karl usually ends up doing things most people have never experienced or would want to experience. These things can be anything from sumo wrestling to eating goat balls. If you haven't watch the show catch it on demand or online....it is hilarious!
As I was watching a previous show I got to thinking, Ricky Gervais must have a whole metric butt load of money so he can send Karl anywhere he wants, what would I do if I had an unlimited cash flow to send a friend on these excursions? Where would I send him? Who would I send? What would I have him do? For anyone who knows me well enough knows that once I start thinking about something it keeps rolling around my melon sized head for days, so here's what I came up with.
|Jesus Christ Doc!|
Where would I send him and what would I have him do? Hmmm good question, there are so many choices and great ideas that I have decided to limit it to 5 places....for now.
|I can't make this shit up....|
|When I say I gotta yak...|
|Ah, Phuket, looks painful!|
|Sure we're not in Phuket?|
|I feel like I should be turned on...|
So there we have the first few episodes of my version of An Idiot Abroad starring my friend Nala. Anyone have a few million dollars they can spare to make this happen? Of course I would have to name the show something different, wouldn't want Ricky suing my ass or anything else to it for that matter.
You got it, I am submitting this post for Dude Write once again this week!