No, the problem lies in the fact that a zoo in Cincinnati is going to attempt to breed or should I say inbreed rhinos. Harapan (the male) is being brought in from the Los Angeles Zoo to meet Suci, his sister in hopes they find each other attractive. The ultimate goal is to have these two mate and start to repopulate the rhino world. According to the story I read at Huffington Post, which you can find HERE, just because they are brother and sister doesn't necessarily mean the offspring will be drooling and look like they came from the Appalachian mountains (I should apologize for any of my readers who live in the Appalachian mountains, but I don't have to, they don't have internet let alone know how to read, so they will never see this).
So, brother and sister aside, how does one get rhinos to get all freaky? In the story they say it is very difficult to mate rhinos because they like solitary conditions, so what do you do to make sure the rhinos get the nasty on? What kind of mood music do they like to get them all horned up? See what I did there? Horned up...rhinos...it's funny. In the human world you put on some Barry White or Devo and away we go. What you don't get turned on by Whip It? Just me? Maybe the rhinos like a little Celine Dion or maybe Two Live Crew gets them going, who knows, but I can imagine that it would be a long process to figure out which music puts them in the mood.
|You're reading and then BAM! rhinos fucking.|
OK, let's say that the rhino porn, Eddie Money music and a candle light dinner worked and Harapan (would have made a fantastic name for the new royal baby) and Suci (who the hell cares about the royal baby anyway, people have kids all the time) start going at it