I now present to you the newest recipient of the coveted....
Sunshine Award...wait what?
Do people who read my blog consider me to be a fucking ray of sunshine? A flower on top of it? Seriously?
Well, being who I am (an award whore) I will accept this "prestigious" prize and follow the rules...wait, rules? Awwwww, shit...it's one of those awards? Fine, fine, fine....
Thank you to the Sleepy Bard who writes the (and I'm being dead serious here) super funny blog called The Insomniac's Dream, which is a play on words if you haven't figured that out, I mean how can an insomniac have dreams...well I suppose they could have day dreams, but do those really count, you can't get to your R.E.M. that way and I'm talking the dream state not the "That's me in the corner" state.
Oops, went off the rails there for a second, so thanks to Sleepy Bard for the Sunshine Award and without further ado....the rules.
In order to accept the Sunshine Award there are eight questions I have to answer and then I pay it forward (pay it forward? Here's an award, now do some work bitch!) and pass it along to five other bloggers that I enjoy reading (gee, who will I choose??).
1. What is your favorite Christmas/Festive movie?
Well seeing that I turn into Scrooge around the holidays, this question sucks for me but alas, I shall answer it. My favorite movie is the Star Wars Christmas Special. Yes, you read that right, Lucas, the man who sold his soul to the frozen mouse eared devil, did a Christmas Special after Episode IV. This movie was so bad Lucas never showed it again and refused to put it out on video. The only copies you can find are bootlegged from people who could afford a VCR back then and I happen to have a digital copy...because I am gay for Star Wars.
2. What is your favorite flower?
Sigh...this is how you know this award was made up by a Mommy or a hippie, what dude has a favorite flower unless your gay and not just for Star Wars? I don't have a favorite flower but there are some funny ass flower names out there like, Cock's Comb, Bleeding Heart, Naked Ladies, Clitoria Ternatea and my personal favorite, the Stinking Corpse Lily.
3. What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
What the fajita? I don't know, whatever is available to quench my thirst? If it's soda I drink Diet Pepsi, if it's juice or something like that I drink ice tea, if it's milk I drink....well, milk.
4. What is your passion?
My passion? What the shit kind of question is this? Dudes don't have passions, they have hobbies and things to do, but, again, if I have to answer this I guess my "passion" would be Scouting and Star Wars.
5. What is your favorite time of year?
The time of year that doesn't suck? If I had to choose it would be Fall, even with those damn Leaf Peepers, but it has to be the beginning of Fall when the days are longer and not grey and all depressing.
6. What is your favorite time of day?
Finally! A question that I can answer. My favorite time of day is when the Minions are in bed and there is that quietness throughout the house, you know the one I mean, where you can hear the fridge running and the eerie creaks you never notice during the day.
7. What is your favorite physical activity?
I thoroughly enjoy opening the fridge and grabbing a beer. I also enjoy sitting down and drinking the beer, but if by physical activity you mean moving around in a form of exercise, then it would be a toss up of hiking and having sex, which with three Minions is a task in itself.
8. What is your favorite vacation?
I like the ones where I don't have to work. Period.
And now, the lucky bastards who I get to throw this award at and why...
~*~Whatever~*~ because she is pretty damn funny and she has a habit of doing these awards.
Blondie McBaffled because she has been MIA for-fucking-ever and maybe this will get her back.
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Moose because she too has been gone WAY too long and she better come back soon!
Crap That Bugs Me! because she hasn't posted a damn thing since September and I miss her funny ass blog.
And finally...workingdan because I want to see what he does to this award..deflower this bitch Dan!
****Update*** Five minutes ago I was given yet another award and this one is pretty cool, thanks Gossip Girl at ~*~Whatever~*~!
After getting all of these awards, I think it maybe time to develop a Who Woulda Thought? Award hmmmm....
|I can't use this one, but I like the sentiment.|