So we all know the Minions by now....
|In order, #2, #1 and #3.|
|#1, the Leader of the group|
|#2, the Hulk of the group.|
|#3, the hired gun of the group.|
|The Minion's Minions...|
|Gav-Man and Syd Vicious|
Not So Top Secret Dossiers
File Name: C., Gavin SN: XXX-XXX-XXXX
D.O.B.: Unknown Grade: E-4
Primary Objective: Subject hasn't figured that out yet
Super Power: Ability to tune out adults
Gav-Man has become a Minion through friendship. He is older than the original Minions by one year. Normally docile by nature, Gav-Man will protect the group at all costs, including his sister Syd Vicious. His only weakness is being clumsy. Gav-Man will surround himself with a type of armor normally to protect himself from...himself.
Codename: Syd Vicious
File Name: C., Sydney SN: XXX-XXX-XXXX
D.O.B.: Unknown Grade: E-2
Primary Objective: To date and marry Minion #1
Super Power: Cuteness and debilitating laugh
Syd Vicious is the younger sister of Gav-Man, they usually come in a package. Syd Vicious is the closest thing that the Creators will have to a daughter. Although younger than Minion #1, Syd Vicious has developed a crush upon #1 and intends to continue it. #1 seems have to taken a liking to this crush as well. She will eliminate any threat to this group, especially to #1. Her weaknesses are clothes, jewelery and #1.
So the Trophy was seeing what everyone wanted for lunch today, and the response from Gav-Man and Syd Vicious was, "We're not picky, we'll eat anything." Trophy decided on chicken nuggets, it's safe, easy and every kid loves chicken nuggets. Well according to Gav-Man, they only like the dinosaur ones.....the Trophy has the same twitch I get when the Minions act up and it was starting to show. She took one of the regualr chicken nuggets, took a bite out of it and showed it to the Minion's Minions and said,
"There, now it's a dinosaur chicken nugget."
"The dinosaur just ate part of it, now enjoy your lunch."
And they did.